•Wookies always succeed where Ewoks fail.
•Han told him to protect the princess and that is what he is doing.
•That is why you should never hide stolen plans in your bra.
•You don't just become rebel scum, you have to earn it.
•He swings from trees and is covered in fur - random boob grabs are implied.
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