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Warning: if you haven’t seen it, there are spoilers ahead.
Here in the UK, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull seems to be playing on a loop on BBC3 at the moment. An Indy movie on the telly is always one thing that, once stumbled upon, I find it hard to avoid watching the whole thing, even though I've seen the first three dozens of times. The latest movie was totally vilified at the time of its release, much as the Star Wars prequels were. Lucas and Spielberg are so revered, their early work so beloved by so many, that anything that revisits old franchises can never be expected to meet the fans’ massive expectations. But watching it again, the criticism seems largely undeserved.
The focus of fans’ ire tends to be such inclusions as nuking the fridge and Mutt swinging on the vines. Arguably, the filmmakers stretched the bounds of reality almost to breaking point. That said, in previous movies, we saw Indy do six impossible things before breakfast (surviving a plane crash using only a life raft, anyone?). If there’s a real criticism to level, it’s the absence of John Rhys-Davies; the best Indy movies have Sallah in them, and that’s simply a fact!
That said, I for one was thrilled to see Harrison don the fedora again, and I feel the movie deserves to be appreciated for all the great additions it brought to the franchise. So, with the Blu Rays soon to be released, here's my attempt to highlight twenty things to love about Indy IV:
And it's probably the easiest one to watch with the younger members of the family – no faces melting, no impaling, no beheadings, no major organs being ripped out – death by ants might be unpleasant but it's not gory. That said, though, maybe it's time to revisit the much-maligned Temple of Doom. 1) The spike room is a masterclass in beautifully constructed, edge-of-your seat, thrill-a-minute, witty, crowd-pleasing film-making…
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Comment by Martin Williams on October 5, 2012 at 3:18am Ah yes, how could I forget Jim! He gets around in Hollywood movies these days, doesn't he?
Yeah, it's an interesting one. Indy IV certainly got it in the neck for unbelievability (is that a word?), but in Last Crusade we saw Indy ride off a cliff on a tank and survive when the Nazi didn't (not sure how), and in Raiders we still don't know how he managed to get inside that U-boat to make the trip to the island! I think a certain amount of suspension of disbelief when watching Indy movies is de rigueur, but I've never been able to understand why we are quite happy to accept the existence of angels of death, little green men or cultists who can remove internal organs with just their hands, but not surviving a nuclear blast by climbing into a lead-lined box, which arguably is equally absurd. Poor old much-maligned Crystal Skull!

Comment by Nathan Barry on October 4, 2012 at 5:19pm like so many things, it has its good points and bad ones, and while I agree with most of your list, there are so many times when things would have just killed anyone, eg. the Rocket sled. How come the baddie passed out but not Indy? Why didn't they both go flying off when it stops suddenly? Why was was it even left fuelled and ready to go?
I know you can find holes in any plot if you look carefully enough, but this one seem be more hole than plot!
Plus, you missed out "Jim from Neighbours"!
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